House Rule #1: Lord’s Service Plaque
Add a sprinkle of sass to any room with this witty typographical print! Perfect for jazzing up kitchens, freshening up bathrooms, livening up living rooms or giving mancaves a touch of divine intervention. Whether you're a table top display enthusiast or a wall hanging hero, this small and sassy sign has got you covered, coming complete with in-built mounting hardware. Crafted from sturdy pine wood and backed by stable MDF, this inspiring sign comes to you with the wholesome phrase, As for me and my house we will serve the Lord, handily size at a neat 9.5''W x 1''D x 3.6''H for perfect placing.
Picture this, my friends! 📸 A quaint addition to your homely abode that oozes charm, character, and a dash of divine inspiration. Imagine settling into the cozy corner of your kitchen, bathroom, or bedroom–even your mancave or game room–only to be greeted by a little memento that's as uplifting as it is decorative.
Feast your eyes on our Paris Loft As for Me and My House We Will Serve the Lord rustic wall sign. A cheeky nugget of Christian decor that faithfully spreads positivity, while standing or hanging (multiple poses included, folks!).
Adorned with the heartwarming phrase As for me and my house we will serve the Lord 🙏, this darling of a sign peacefully sits there or hangs on the wall—it's almost like it's multitasking 😜. And how, you ask? Thanks to the attached wall mounting hardware (which we've so kindly thrown in).
Oh, my dear listeners, don't be fooled by its size! This 'cutie pie' sign, with dimensions of 9.5'' W x 1'' D x 3.6'' H, may be small in stature, but it's got the backbone of a solid pine wood frame AND MDF back that oozes durability and stability. It's almost like it has been hitting the gym! 💪
Do I hear astonishment, admiration? That's right! Not just us, but our amusing reviewers too have got something to say:
Fits right into my man cave, a gentle reminder of who's the boss upstairs! – Godly Gamer Guy
Wife bought it for our kitchen, now I actually want to help with the cooking there! - Whipped Loving Husband
Our Paris Loft wall sign—wise, whimsical, and wood-framed. Because who says you can't add some playful inspiration to your décor? 🎉
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